rs to a modem (WarGames, Sneakers).
-- Never create killer slice-'n'-dice robots
that look and act exactly like real people (Screamers, Blade Runner, Terminator).
-- Never click on a little pi symbol
in the lower right corner of a Web page unless Kevorkian's line is busy and you're in a hurry (The Net).
-- Don't forget to include an "off" switch
when designing invulnerable machine-gun-toting robots with a homicidal-psychopath-brain-based OS--no, we don't mean DOS (Robocop 2).
-- Never implant explosive flash memory
chips
directly into your own brain; go with a hard drive (Johnny Mnemonic).
Top 10 Uses for Free AOL Disks
1.
Coaster
2.
Jimmy doors open without damaging credit cards
3.
Wedge legs on wobbly tables
4.
Bathtub plug
5.
A stack of five makes a great doorstop
6.
Scrape gum off sneakers
7.
Keep shirt pocket flat when ironing
8.
Include in next chain letter
9.
Back up that XT 10-MB drive
10.
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